The random posts of a damn sexy cabin boy.
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army.
I’ve cried myself dry.
I just found out some super exciting news but I have to wait till the begining of november before I can announce it on any social media :(
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
Omfg this tea is really freakin good!
HAPPY! Happy iz yew happeh?! Iz Tita Sami gibb yew meny nomnoms?! An hunneh fer teh tee?!
I want to twy Happeh tee! all I haz is dis tee.
…the hell are you guys even saying?
Das nun uf yor bisness. *slurps tea*
I may omnly haves pre-wiquidfied tee
but at weast I haves homemadez cooookiies