The random posts of a damn sexy cabin boy.

 

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)

queensuperwholock:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

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I’ve cried myself dry.

I just found out some super exciting news but I have to wait till the begining of november before I can announce it on any social media :(

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

sabertooth-raccoon:

» “My son.” Hades’s tone was almost gentle. “Whatever happens, you have earned my respect. You brought honor to our house when we stood together against Kronos in Manhattan. You risked my wrath to help the Jackson boy— guiding him to the River Styx, freeing him from my prison, pleading with me to raise the armies of Erebos to assist him. Never before have I been so harassed by one of my sons. Percy this and Percy that. I nearly blasted you to cinders.

My point is this: you and I rose to the aid of Olympus because you convinced me to let go of my anger. I would encourage you to do likewise. My children are so rarely happy. I… I would like to see you be an exception.”

Nico’s friends are always there to remind him that shadows are no longer his only solace.

Art by me

» Please do not use my art for edits, re-uploads, role-plays, or in any way without my permission.

~Saber

absolutenil:

HAPPY MAD HATTER DAY!

And also I’m making today my Mad Hatter Monday just for the occasion. And also it was a year ago today that our Mad T Party Cosplay band became whole!

briannacherrygarcia:

hotdamnitsbam:

mcnerds:

briannacherrygarcia:

imakethingsigrowthings:

hotdamnitsbam:

Omfg this tea is really freakin good!

HAPPY! Happy iz yew happeh?! Iz Tita Sami gibb yew meny nomnoms?! An hunneh fer teh tee?!

I want to twy Happeh tee! all I haz is dis tee.

…the hell are you guys even saying?

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Well…

Das nun uf yor bisness. *slurps tea*

I may omnly haves pre-wiquidfied tee

but at weast I haves homemadez cooookiies